So I get this great email forwarded to me from Pat Breheny and he now finds himself responsible for a double posting in one day -- nice job!
I have to ask you all, what self respecting editor for Dyer Cardinal Nation could allow the season to start without some sweet quotes from Mr. Smooth Drinking Busch Beer Man himself? I can't think of a better way to wrap up Spring Training, so get ready and buckle up for a helluva "transition" year of Cardinal Baseball and so long for just awhile.
- andy
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SHANNON-ISM: a collection of quotes from St. Louis Sportscaster Mike Shannon.
"A hit up the middle right now would be like a nice ham sandwich and a cold, frosty one."
"This big standing room only crowd is settling into their seats."
"It's raining like a Chinese fire drill!"
After Brian Jordan was hit by a pitch for the 4th time on a single road trip: "He must feel like a Ouija board."
(About former Cardinal Bernard Gilkey) "He was originally born in University City."
"He's faster than a chicken being chased by Ronald McDonald!"
(Referring to Mike Schmidt) "the longtime and soon-to-be Hall of Famer."
"He's madder than a pig caught under a barnyard gate."
(About a base stealer) "Sometimes when you feel the urge, you've just gotta go."
"This game is off to a rather conspicuous start, don't you think, Jack?"
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra."
(About Hideo Nomo) "He's the biggest thing to hit Japan since they dropped that bomb on Nagashima!"
"That foul tip bounced up and caught him right in the groins...and that'll really clear your eyes out!"
"Back in the day when I played, a pitcher had 3 pitches: a fastball, a curveball, a slider, a changeup and a good sinker pitch."
(Broadcasting from New York under a full moon) "I wish you folks back in St. Louis could see this moon."
(On the day before Easter) "I just want to tell everyone Happy Easter and Happy Hanukkah."
(After a warning track fly ball) "A couple of strips of bacon at breakfast, and he'd a busted that baby outahere!"
"Things are not always as they appear to be as."
"I tell you, that same river flows the same way".
"Well, he did everything right to get ready for the throw, but if ya ain't got the hose, the water just won't come out."
"Like Spring makes the rains come, so does the edge of the plate grow."
"Our next home stand follows this road trip."
"I don't like that play. I've seen it go opposite more often than positive."
(Referring to a home run by Ted Simmons) "And that's the bread on Simmons' butter."
"The right-hander is throwing up in the bullpen."
During an Eli Marrero at bat, Mike Shannon makes mention that the Cardinals had a lot of Latin players on the team and that "they are a creditable people."
"If you're writing a thesis or something, you could finish it in a week or so if you were catching this guy."
"We'd like to say hello to all those folks listening in Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky."
"He ran to second faster than a cat in Chinatown."
"I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't believed it."
Joe: "Mike, the Cardinals would like to welcome a group of 19 French foreign exchange students in section 382 today."
Mike: "Where they from Joe?"
Joe: "Uhhh... France... I think."
And Mike Shannon's classic: "Ol' Abner has done it again!"
"Oooh, that last pitch inside was a bit questionable and he'd like to say something to the umpire, but he won't say anything. At least not verbally."
"Boy, a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now", long pause, then "aahhh".
"The wind has switched 360 degrees"
"The Dodgers are ahead by 5 runs or 3 runs or in between there somewhere."
"It was raining so hard I thought it was going to stop."
"This crowd on their feet for the Canadian Star Spangled Banner."
"Don't bite off your head to spite your nose."
"Horner's arguing, he wants an interference call against Cangeloni. Now Cangeloni's got something to say, but here comes Whitey to give a taste of his vocabulary, and it'll have extra mustard on it.
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